insanitybreach:

See this is actually a really neat look at how history works.

Who writes the history books?

The survivors.

Who survives?

The victors.

vesperstardust:

Friedrich, you stupid fuck

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

snowdarkred:

i just finished watching this and it was really cute!

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

go to buy a house, pockets suddenly explode

onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

Guy: What do girls do at sleepovers?
Me: Pass the Bechdel test.
me to every female character at some point: you deserved better

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Freshman year:

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Senior year:

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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*