iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING

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TRACK: ***Flawless (Extended Remix)
ARTIST: Beyoncé f/ Nicki Minaj
ALBUM:

weredoc:

Beyoncé f/ Nicki Minaj - ***Flawless (Extended Remix)

Bow Down + Flawless Remix
GET YOUR LIFE, GIRLS!

saxifraga-x-urbium:

fairytrainer:

well there’s an offer i can’t refuse

this confirms a lot of things i already suspected about bear grylls

watercolorblackcat:

*people don’t “personally agree” with asexuality*

*asexuality is compared to pedophilia and bestiality*

*i can’t be acephobic, my best friend is asexual!*

"asexuals with no sex drive are not living beings"

"asexuals are lying about their sexuality"

*asexuals talking about relationships are amusing*

*asexuality is not real*

"asexuals are only pretending to be special snowflakes"

acephobia is totally not a thing

chescaleigh:

upworthy:

A Really Easy Chart To Help Americans Understand One Particular ‘Fashion’ Statement

Halloween is right around the corner folks…

What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

transcripts:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the group when the path isn’t big enough. i’m that friend that gets cut off in the conversation. i’m that friend that gets left behind when i asked for them to wait for me. i’m that friend that doesn’t get invited to hang out alot. i’m that friend that if i want to go to the mall or some place with a friend i have to be the one to invite people to make sure i get included. i’ll always be that friend.

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

spoopy-butts:

Little Bird - Ed Sheeran

geekinthebreeze:

4gifs:

Can’t keep meowt. [video]

Is…is that a container full of WATER they put in front of the door?  They had to put in a motherfucking moat to keep this cat out and it STILL DIDN’T WORK?!  This cat is hardcore.

TRACK: Summertime Sadness (Intro)
ARTIST: Lana Del Rey - The xx
ALBUM:

faeriefountain:

another audacity mashup! hope you guys like it. Had to cut apart the instrumental a lot to extend it, hopefully it turned out okay!

sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder